...you constantly try to blow yourself up or otherwise commit suicide.

...and you always fail.

...you try to grow out your hair so that you can put it in a braid just like Duo's.

...or you try to grow yourself a uni-bang like Trowa's.

...you still yell at the TV trying to tell Heero to kill Relena, even though you've already seen EVERY episode.

...you wipe away a real or imaginary tear from every person you pass and then whisper 'omae o korosu' in their ear as you walk away.

...your TV speakers broke, but you don't mind because you know the script by heart.

...you're able to sound like every character in both the Japanese and English version.

...you scream along with Duo when his poor Deathscythe gets blown up.

...you cry when his poor Deathscythe gets blown up.

...you try to find the landing place of every shooting star you see, just in case it's the REAL Operation Meteor. ("Damn it! Just another chunk of rock...*sigh*...I know I can find a Gundam SOMEWHERE around here!")

...you hear the part in the Spiderman Movie song that says "And they say that a hero can save us," a picture of Heero pops into your head.

...you imagine a new GW Special that is narrated by the aforementioned song, in which Heero saves us all by finally killing Relena.

...you go in for your yearly checkup at the Doc's, and you ask in a secretive voice, "So, how's it goin with Operation Meteor?"

...you're still afraid of clowns, but now you think they're scary and HOT ^_~

...you and a friend have CosPlayed as two of the Gundam pilots.

...and then made-out for the fans.

This page last updated May 17, 2006.