...you name your CHILDREN after the Dragonball characters.

...you put an all you can eat restaurant out of business.

...your answering machine sounds like this: Hi, I'm not home right now. If you want to report a new threat to the earth press 1, if you are a new threat to the earth press 2, and if you are willing to give me free food press 3.

...you say thank you every time you are called a monkey.

...you use up 18 bottles of hair gel, 13 cans of hair spray, and 7 containers of motor oil (every day) to give your hair that Saiyan look.

...you think that people without tails, extra eyes, or green skin are freaks.

...you travel the globe in search of the dragonballs for years.

...you wonder why you don't go super saiyan when you get mad.

This page last updated May 17, 2006.