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Vegeta and his Neopet

Have you ever wondered what would happen if Neopets were real and Vegeta had one? Well here's your chance to find out!

Setting: Vegeta's house.

Bulma: Now, Vegeta, people say that a neopet is very suitable for stubborn people. I want you to go out there to the Neopian Pet Adoption Center and get a neopet!

Vegeta: I am NOT getting one of those stupid neopets woman! If you think I'm gonna get one, think again!

Bulma: *Yanks Vegeta's ear and drags him all the way to the Neopian Adoption Center* Now you march right up to that lady and ask her for a neopet!

Vegeta: *Walks into building and mumbles to the lady* Hi, I would like a neopet please....

Lady: What kind would you like sir?

Vegeta: I want the toughest neopet of all!

Bulma: *smacks Vegeta on the back of his head* Remember what I told you honey?

Vegeta: *makes a sad face* I would like to have an Elephante please...

Lady: Sorry sir, but we're all out of Elephante's.

Vegeta: What?! What do you mean you don't have anymore Elephante's? Why I'll show you...FINAL...FLASH!!! *blows up the building*

Bulma: *big sweatdrop* Maybe some people shouldn't have a neopet...

((10 seconds later, Bulma and Vegeta have walked home...))

Bulma and Vegeta: *walk into their bedroom and watch T.V.*

Bulma: I'm sorry I tried to make you to have a neopet.

Vegeta: *feels guilty*

((Next Day...))

Bulma: *wakes up and and hears a dog barking* Wha?

Vegeta: Hey honey! I finally got my neopet! Isn't it great?!

Bulma: *stares at the Fire Lupe* Wow, how did you ever get a Fire Lupe?!

Vegeta: Oh, I found my ways...

::Telephone rings::

Bulma: Hello?

Cops: Umm, we seem to have a missing Fire Lupe from the Neopian Adoption Center, and we heard that your husband stole it from us.

Bulma: Hangs up the phone.

::Vegeta crys in agony::

~ THE END ~

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