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Kitty: Well..I finally figured out why I couldnt write anything. It was because my 'ex'-muse Feelina went on vacation and joined a gang! She left me without no insparation! *sigh* That's why I'm trying to find a new muse! I wrote a letter to the M.F.B.W. company (Muses For Bad Writers) and asked them to send me some! And here's my first ..err...contestant! Mamoru Chiba?
::Mamoru comes into the office smoking a joint::
Mamoru: Yo! Wassup pimps and hoes?? I hear yous ben looken for a new muse! Well ere I am! Ain't I fat!
Kitty: >.< Ugh...and what, pray tell, could I write with YOUR help?
Mamoru: Haw bout a dope lemon bout a brother pimped a sista?
Kitty: I repeat.. ugh...NEXT!
::Mamoru disappears into the land of beyond::
Kitty: If I ever see him again it el be to soon! Let's see, who's next...oooo...Rioko? YEA!
::Rioko appears and the second Kitty seas her she huggles Rioko with all her might::
Kitty: OMG! I SOOOOOOO LOVE U!
Rioko: Umm...Who are you little girl?
Kitty: Since I like you sooo much I el let the 'little girl' remark slide!
Rioko: Anyhoo, so do I get the job or what?
Kitty: Umm....I el put you in the maybe pile! Ta ta!
Rioko: Ok! Byebye little girl!
:Kitty glares as Rioko disapears::
Kitty: Ok, next is...::gets a fearful look in her eyes::...dear god, no...
::Relena comes prancing in::
Relena: Hello! I'm only doing this for a good deed since I don't need the money because I'm all so rich and powerful and beautiful with my locks of spun gold bouncing on my head thanks to my imported shampoo from France-
Kitty: ::muttering to herself:: I will not kill Relena I will not kill Relena I will not kill Relena...
Relena: Not that I couldn't buy France since I'm Queen of the world and all, unlike some of the lower poor people like you. I like silk only-
Kitty: I will not kill Relena i wi--aww what the heck....GALET GUN!!!!
::In meer seconds, Relena is turned into a giant hole in the ground...*sniff*...poor wooden floor. Suddenly Vegita comes flying into what remains of the office::
Vegita: WHO THE HELL USED MY ATTACK?!?!
Kitty: ::sweatdrops:: Umm.......me?
Vegita: Oh...alright then...never mind...::turns to go::
Kitty: :gets a brilliant idea:: WAIT!
Vegita: What?
Kitty: YOU be my muse!
Vegita: NO!
Kitty: Guess I el just have to tell Bulma what you REALLY do in your spare time...
Vegita: NO! You wouldn't dare tell her that I garden in a pink tutu??!!
Kitty: Be my muse and I won't!
Vegita: OkOkOkOk
Kitty: ::smirks:: And I finally have a muse! Now I can write more stories!
Vegita: You better! ::glares::
Kitty: EEP! Dear kami, what have I gotten myself into...
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