Kitty: *Looks around* Wow....I haven't been here in a while.....*Composes herself* Anyhoo, welcome to another episode of Toonebrity Deathmatch! Of course, this WOULD have come out sooner if I had gotten at least 1 e-mail! Shame on you!

Audience: *Looks down in shame.*

Kitty: Now that we are back, today's guest host will be...umm...gimme a moment...*Talks to stage crew.* Where is he??? Geez! I can't work like this people! *Back to the audience.* Uhh...COMMERCIAL!

*Commercial shows a green meadow with wild flowers. Freeza appears in a toga.*

Freeza: *In a sickenly sweet and calm voice.* Hello...I am Dances with Diapers...here to tell you about the wonderful product called the Toga...the new way to dress. If you dont believe me, here is a pleased customer...

*Master Roshi is shown sitting on a pink love seat..in a toga..*

Roshi: Before I discovered the magnificent kami-sent gift called a toga, I couldn't get anything to fit over my shell and aging legs, but the toga is comfortable and breezy in all the right areas! (kitty gags)

*Back to Freeza*

Freeza: If you feel that the toga is right for you then please call this number: 1-800-IDIOTICTOGA

*End Commercial*

Kitty: *Sweating* Uhh....t..t..today's g..guest host..wi..will be none other than...*Yamcha comes in the back door with a pizza.*

Yamcha: Anyone order a pizza?

Kitty: Ugh....YAMCHA!

Audience: ...YAY...we think.....

Yamcha: Huh? What did I miss?

Kitty: Idiot...you're the guest host. Sit on the floor; only normal people are allowed in the anouncer's booth!

Yamcha: Sheesh..ok...(kitty: If you don't know...I hate Yamcha.)

Kitty: The fighters this time will be...oh, the suspence is killin me!

Yamcha: Just tell us already!

Kitty: *Throws a ki ball at Yamcha-baka* SHUT UP YOU!

Yamcha: Yes ma'am!

Kitty: Like I was TRYING to say, it's...*swoons*...Heero Yuy!

Audience: *Makes cat calls*

Kitty: *Glares at the audience and powers up.* HE'S MINE!! GOT IT!!??

Audience: EEP! *Quiets down*

Kitty: And...Dayana..(kitty: A girl from my school...I hate her! She looks like a hooker with short highlighted hair and fake breasts..lol..and she's ugly to boot.)

Heero: *Smirks at Kitty* You want me to kill her slowly or slower?

Kitty: Umm.....slowest!

Heero: You got it.

Dayana: What the hell am I doin here?!

Kitty: Hee Hee.....You're gonna be executed by my Heero.......Hee Hee Hee

Dayana: WHA?!?

Heero: omae o korosu narunaru baka

Dayana: What the ^BEEP^ does that mean!?!?

Kitty: Oh! That's right. *Looks like an innocent angel.* YOU don't KNOW Japanese do you?

Dayana: NO! I DONT!

Kitty: Hee-kun said "I will kill you slimy idiot."

Heero: *Chuckles*

Dayana: HOW DARE YOU!!

Yamcha: Can I say something?

Everyone: NO!

Yamcha: *Pouts*

Heero: Can we start now? I bought a new gun just for this occasion.

Kitty: Sure! LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!

Dayana: What the ^BEEPEN BEEP BEEP BEEPING BEEPEN BEEP^ do you mean?!?!?! TELL M-AHHHH!!!!

Kitty: And Heero started the fight in a wonderful way! By blowing DIE-ana's fake boobs off! *smirks*

Heero: *Grins*

Dayana: AHHH! MY BABIES!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THEY COST!?!? NOW HOW CAN I BE A HOOKER WHEN I GROW UP?!?!

Kitty: *Whines* Heeeerrrroooo, my ears hurt, make her stop!

Heero: *Glares at Dayana* How dare you hurt Kitty!? You will pay for that!

Yamcha: *Opens his mouth to say something, but a glare from everyone stops him.*

Kitty: *Eats some free pizza.* Yummy.....

Dayana: AHH!!!!!!! OH THE PAIN!!!!!! STOP IT!!!! *BEEP* YOU!!

Kitty: Ooo.....Hee-kun is hitting D-baka on the head multiple times with his gun! Ain't it great?

Heero: Yes...Yes it is...

Kitty: Ok, since I'm feeling good and happy I'll let the audience decide if you die or live your pathetic life.

Dayana: THANK YOU!

Heero: *pouts*

Kitty: Well? What will it be audience?

Audience: *Gives thumbs down*

Dayana: HAHAHA!! You think you can kill me so easily??? I THINK NOT! *Throws a granade at Heero making a big boom.*

Audience: *Gasps in fright*

Kitty: *Goes SSJ4* Grrrrr...

Dayana: BWAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!!!!

*The smoke clears and Heero is shown unhurt.*

Audience: YAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAY!!!

Dayana: H...how can this be???

Kitty: *Rolls her eyes at Dayana.* If you ever watched the show, you would know that Heero can never die!

Heero: *Glares daggers at Dayana and starts to shoot her like there's no tomorrow.* Hee Hee

Dayana: NO!!!!! *dies*

Everyone: YYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!

Yamcha: Thank god. Now I can finally go home.

*Kitty grabs Y-baka and drags him into the ring as Hee-kun leaves it.*

Kitty: Not so fast bakamono.

Yamcha: *Eyes get wide* Wha??

Kitty: You see baka, since this is a special episode I wanted to make it longer.

Yamcha: What's that got to do with me???

Kitty: I was just getting to that. The only way to make this longer is to kill someone else.

Yamcha: Why me!?!?

Kitty: Well I can't kill Hee-kun now can I? So you're up next!

Yamcha: O_o *Gets kneed in the groin.* OOF!!!!! HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA!??

Heero: *Watching the fight and eating popcorn,* What a baka.

Kitty: *Breaks off Yamcha's legs and flings them into the audience, which jumps at them like crazy.*

Yamcha: HEY! I NEEDED THOSE!

Kitty: Hush up!

Yamcha: *Tries to get away.* NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Kitty: *Breaks Yamcha's spine with a karate smack.* HI-YA!

Audience: *Waves at Kitty* Hiya!

Kitty: *Sweatdrops* That's not what I meant......

Heero: *Looks at watch.* Kitty, hurry up, we have to go shopping.

Kitty: YAY! SHOPPING!!!!

Yamcha: HELP ME!

Kitty: KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAA!!! *Blows up Yamcha*

Yamcha: *Dies*

Audience: HURRAY!

Kitty: That's it for this show! And remember folks........

Audience: GOOD FIGHT! GOOD NIGHT!