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Episode 4: Rini vs Yagerobi

Kitty: *looks around nervously* Hello and welcome everyone, to my show.... Today's guest host will be my dear sister Mika...

Mika: Happy to be here! *Raises an eyebrow.* Why are you so nervous?

Kitty: I'm being stalked by the devil himself...

Mika: You don't mean!....

Kitty: That's right!!! Tinky Winky the Tellitubbie!

Audience: *Gasp!*

Mika: I feel so bad for you...

Kitty: I guess it's ok...anyway, Today's first contestant will be...that red eyed devil, Rini!

Rini: *Skips to the ring (Kitty gags).* Hello everyone!

Audience: *Cricket noises*

Mika: And the other victim?

Kitty: I donno....how bout..err....I forgot.

Mika: NANI?!?!?!

Kitty: *Sweat drops* Sorry...these things are spur-of-the-moment ideas you know!

Mika: *Vein on forehead bulges*...then...pick...someone...

Kitty: Geez..ok...the other contestant will be Hokipoki!

Audience: ...Eh?

Yagerobi: *Walks onto the ring.*

Mika: You meatball! That's YAGEROBI, not Hokipoki!

Kitty: Oh yea.....

Rini: I WILL get revenge for the death of my daddy!

Mika: Who?

Kitty: I think she means cape boy.

Mika: o_O

Yagerobi: I ain't the one that killed your pops, kid!

Rini: I don't care....all I want is revenge! And I want it now! (Ryoko from #1 episode)

Kitty: Fisty little thing ain't she...

Mika: Yep...

Yagerobi: *Pretends to shake.* Ooo..I'm shaking in my boots!

Rini: You will be! *Begins to dribble luna ball around.* LUNA BALL KITTY MAGIC!!! I WANT A BAZOOKA!

Yagerobi: *Begins to shake...for real.* Kid! Put that thing down!

Kitty: I didn't know she could do THAT with it.

Mika: Neither did I.

^BOOM^

Yagerobi: Watch it kid! You could put someone's eye out with that!

Rini: That's the idea you stupid sausage!!

Kitty: Umm..if you're wondering what happened, Rini just fired the bazooka at Hokipoki-

Yagerobi: *Yells to Kitty* The name's YAGEROBI!!

Kitty: *Glares at Yagerobi* And HOKIPOKI *Glares* dodged just in time.

Mika: And now Yagerobi is running away from from..*Looks at Rini's current weapon.*..a katana.

Yagerobi: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Rini: DIE!!!!!!!

Mika: Uhh...Yagerobi just got sliced in half...and that got sliced in half...and now Rini's burning the pieces with a...blow torch...

Rini: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Is now flying away on a rocket.*

Kitty: At least she didnt destroy my..^CRASH^........ceiling........

Mika: Good fight! Good night!

Kitty: Hey! That's my line!!

Mika: Gomen..

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