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Episode 4: Rini vs Yagerobi
Kitty: *looks around nervously* Hello and welcome everyone, to my show.... Today's guest host will be my dear sister Mika...
Mika: Happy to be here! *Raises an eyebrow.* Why are you so nervous?
Kitty: I'm being stalked by the devil himself...
Mika: You don't mean!....
Kitty: That's right!!! Tinky Winky the Tellitubbie!
Audience: *Gasp!*
Mika: I feel so bad for you...
Kitty: I guess it's ok...anyway, Today's first contestant will be...that red eyed devil, Rini!
Rini: *Skips to the ring (Kitty gags).* Hello everyone!
Audience: *Cricket noises*
Mika: And the other victim?
Kitty: I donno....how bout..err....I forgot.
Mika: NANI?!?!?!
Kitty: *Sweat drops* Sorry...these things are spur-of-the-moment ideas you know!
Mika: *Vein on forehead bulges*...then...pick...someone...
Kitty: Geez..ok...the other contestant will be Hokipoki!
Audience: ...Eh?
Yagerobi: *Walks onto the ring.*
Mika: You meatball! That's YAGEROBI, not Hokipoki!
Kitty: Oh yea.....
Rini: I WILL get revenge for the death of my daddy!
Mika: Who?
Kitty: I think she means cape boy.
Mika: o_O
Yagerobi: I ain't the one that killed your pops, kid!
Rini: I don't care....all I want is revenge! And I want it now! (Ryoko from #1 episode)
Kitty: Fisty little thing ain't she...
Mika: Yep...
Yagerobi: *Pretends to shake.* Ooo..I'm shaking in my boots!
Rini: You will be! *Begins to dribble luna ball around.* LUNA BALL KITTY MAGIC!!! I WANT A BAZOOKA!
Yagerobi: *Begins to shake...for real.* Kid! Put that thing down!
Kitty: I didn't know she could do THAT with it.
Mika: Neither did I.
^BOOM^
Yagerobi: Watch it kid! You could put someone's eye out with that!
Rini: That's the idea you stupid sausage!!
Kitty: Umm..if you're wondering what happened, Rini just fired the bazooka at Hokipoki-
Yagerobi: *Yells to Kitty* The name's YAGEROBI!!
Kitty: *Glares at Yagerobi* And HOKIPOKI *Glares* dodged just in time.
Mika: And now Yagerobi is running away from from..*Looks at Rini's current weapon.*..a katana.
Yagerobi: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Rini: DIE!!!!!!!
Mika: Uhh...Yagerobi just got sliced in half...and that got sliced in half...and now Rini's burning the pieces with a...blow torch...
Rini: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Is now flying away on a rocket.*
Kitty: At least she didnt destroy my..^CRASH^........ceiling........
Mika: Good fight! Good night!
Kitty: Hey! That's my line!!
Mika: Gomen..
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