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Episode 3: Lady Une vs Brain
Kitty: Hello and welcome to the 3rd episode of Toonebrity Deathmatch! If you all remember, in the last episode,
Ryo-Ohki got killed. Well, don't worry folks! I wished him back and now he's the official mascot of this show! Today's guest host will be none other than Prince Vegita! My Tousan!
Audience: HURRAY!!!!
Vegita: Why am I here?
Kitty: You're the guest host for my show! Now behave or I'll cry!
Vegita: Sheesh. Fine.
Kitty: Thank you! And now, the contestants will be...Lady Une, with her split personality! And that smart mousey, Brain!
*The two contestants walk into the ring.*
Vegita: THIS is what you do with your free time???
Kitty: Yes it is!
Une: *With her glasses on.* This will be an honorable victory for OZ!!
Brain: Phuh! Your bionoclulerative cells are no match for my superior hidrovenatrative cells!
Kitty: Uhh...what he said...ok anyhoo, Brain just jumped into his..*Reads the flash card.* hi-dro-pulp-alative-neha---I give up!!! I just can't pronounce this word! The thing he jumped into looks like an over-grown lobster, ok?!
Vegita: *Mutters some curses under his breath.* Then the weak onna tries to shoot it with her pathetic human gun. It does no damage whatsoever. Therefore, she is weak and useless.
Kitty: *Sweat drops* Yea..then Brain used his lobster thing to fire this foam thingy at Lady Une....
Brain: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! No one shall escape from my iceocuative foam!!
Lady Une: ACK!! Why the ^BEEP^ can't I move????
Brain: This foam is like ice!! You're frozen!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Vegita: Hmm.....I wonder what the onna will do...heck, who am I kidding!!?? She's doomed!
Kitty: Hush up! Wait!! Lady Une broke free and she sent dozens of moble dolls after him! What a fight!
Brain: HA! Those 1st grade science projects are no match for me!
Une: That's what you think! You marshmallow-headed mouse!
Kitty: Wow! Brain just destroyed those robots with one shot!!
Vegita: Big suprise there....Can I leave now?
Kitty: NO!
Vegita: Grrrrrr.....
Kitty: Umm...it seems that Lady Une is out of ideas and is now running in circles, screaming her head off and waving her arms around like a crazy hippy of some sort....
*Lady Une's glasses fall off.*
Vegita: *Sarcastic* What a good fight!
Une: *In a sweet voice.* Care for some tea?
Brain: Huh? *Blinks*
Kitty: Well folks!! It looks like Lady Une's split personality has kicked in! And Brain seems to be confused...
Vegita: Who wouldn't be?
Kitty: I don't know....
Brain: This must be some sort of ingenius plan to trick me!
Une: But what ever do you mean Mr. Brain?
Brain: I KNEW IT!!!
Kitty: Can you say buh-buy lady?
Audience: BUH-BUY LADY!
Une: And buh-buy to you too! But where am I going, pray tell?
Brain: TO HELL!
Vegita: And to make a short story even shorter, the mouse thing shot a lazer at the onna. She got vaporized and died.
Audience: YAY!!!!!!!!!
Kitty: Right.....memo to self, don't let Tousan be the guest host ever again!
Brain: NOW I CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! BWAHA--*dies*
Kitty: TOUSAN!!! STOP KILLING THE WINNERS!!
Vegita: Fine. *Flies away, leaving a big hole in the newly rebuilt ceiling.*
Kitty: AHH!! My ceiling!!! I have GOT to get insurance one of these days......
Audience: YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!
Kitty: Buhbuy folks! Don't forget to e-mail me and tell me what you think! And remember, Good Fight! Good Night!
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