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Toonebrity Deathmatch

Episode 3: Lady Une vs Brain

Kitty: Hello and welcome to the 3rd episode of Toonebrity Deathmatch! If you all remember, in the last episode, Ryo-Ohki got killed. Well, don't worry folks! I wished him back and now he's the official mascot of this show! Today's guest host will be none other than Prince Vegita! My Tousan!

Audience: HURRAY!!!!

Vegita: Why am I here?

Kitty: You're the guest host for my show! Now behave or I'll cry!

Vegita: Sheesh. Fine.

Kitty: Thank you! And now, the contestants will be...Lady Une, with her split personality! And that smart mousey, Brain!

*The two contestants walk into the ring.*

Vegita: THIS is what you do with your free time???

Kitty: Yes it is!

Une: *With her glasses on.* This will be an honorable victory for OZ!!

Brain: Phuh! Your bionoclulerative cells are no match for my superior hidrovenatrative cells!

Kitty: Uhh...what he said...ok anyhoo, Brain just jumped into his..*Reads the flash card.* hi-dro-pulp-alative-neha---I give up!!! I just can't pronounce this word! The thing he jumped into looks like an over-grown lobster, ok?!

Vegita: *Mutters some curses under his breath.* Then the weak onna tries to shoot it with her pathetic human gun. It does no damage whatsoever. Therefore, she is weak and useless.

Kitty: *Sweat drops* Yea..then Brain used his lobster thing to fire this foam thingy at Lady Une....

Brain: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! No one shall escape from my iceocuative foam!!

Lady Une: ACK!! Why the ^BEEP^ can't I move????

Brain: This foam is like ice!! You're frozen!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Vegita: Hmm.....I wonder what the onna will do...heck, who am I kidding!!?? She's doomed!

Kitty: Hush up! Wait!! Lady Une broke free and she sent dozens of moble dolls after him! What a fight!

Brain: HA! Those 1st grade science projects are no match for me!

Une: That's what you think! You marshmallow-headed mouse!

Kitty: Wow! Brain just destroyed those robots with one shot!!

Vegita: Big suprise there....Can I leave now?

Kitty: NO!

Vegita: Grrrrrr.....

Kitty: Umm...it seems that Lady Une is out of ideas and is now running in circles, screaming her head off and waving her arms around like a crazy hippy of some sort....

*Lady Une's glasses fall off.*

Vegita: *Sarcastic* What a good fight!

Une: *In a sweet voice.* Care for some tea?

Brain: Huh? *Blinks*

Kitty: Well folks!! It looks like Lady Une's split personality has kicked in! And Brain seems to be confused...

Vegita: Who wouldn't be?

Kitty: I don't know....

Brain: This must be some sort of ingenius plan to trick me!

Une: But what ever do you mean Mr. Brain?

Brain: I KNEW IT!!!

Kitty: Can you say buh-buy lady?

Audience: BUH-BUY LADY!

Une: And buh-buy to you too! But where am I going, pray tell?

Brain: TO HELL!

Vegita: And to make a short story even shorter, the mouse thing shot a lazer at the onna. She got vaporized and died.

Audience: YAY!!!!!!!!!

Kitty: Right.....memo to self, don't let Tousan be the guest host ever again!

Brain: NOW I CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! BWAHA--*dies*

Kitty: TOUSAN!!! STOP KILLING THE WINNERS!!

Vegita: Fine. *Flies away, leaving a big hole in the newly rebuilt ceiling.*

Kitty: AHH!! My ceiling!!! I have GOT to get insurance one of these days......

Audience: YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!

Kitty: Buhbuy folks! Don't forget to e-mail me and tell me what you think! And remember, Good Fight! Good Night!

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