Kitty: Hello and welcome to the second episode of Toonebrity Deathmatch!

Audience: YAY!!

Kitty: I feel so loved! *Clears throat* Anyhoo, today we will have a fight against Relena Peacecraft...

Relena: *Walks to the ring and by the time she reaches it she's covered in tomatoes.* You ungrateful little freaken ^BEEP^s!! Huh? Where the ^BEEP^ did that beep come from?

Kitty: I'm trying to keep this at least PG-13 so I installed the swearing beeps! Whenever you swear there is a beep!

Audience: BOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Kitty: *Glares at audience who immediately shut up.* Ok then, the other contestant will be the always cute and fuzzy Ryo-Ohki!

Ryo-Ohki: *Hops into the ring and hisses at Relena* Hissssssssss........

Kitty: Eep! I almost forgot to tell you who today's guest host will be......drum roll please.....it's Red!

Red: Hello everyone! Hope you enjoy the show!

Kitty: Hmmmm...Relena doesn't seen to want to fight...oh well...*Yells to stage crew members.* Someone zap her with the cattle prod!

Relena: *Is zapped in the tusshy by stage crew member.* ^BEEPEN BEEP^ But I'm against fighting!!

Red: Oh brother! Is she a wacko or what?! How can you not like fighting??? Anyway, Ryo-Ohki sure doesn't feel the same way as Relena-baka!

kitty: You got that right Red! Ryo-Ohki seems to be chewing off Rell's ankles! Ewww.....that's disgusting!

Relena: ^BEEPEN BEEP BEEPING BEEP BEEP BEEPEN BEEP!^ Someone get his flea-bitten vermint off of me!!!

Kitty: Geez...sure likes to swear doesn't she...

Red: Ryo-Ohki doesn't like to be called names......wow! Look at that cabbit now! He pounced on Relena's face and is clawing at it like crazy!

Ryo-Ohki: Mioooowwwwww!!!!! Hissshissssss!

Kitty: Finally, Relena is fighting back now that her looks are at stake!!

Red: Not like she ever had any...

Kitty: She took the cattle prod from a stage crew person and is zapping Ryo-Ohki in every place possible! Grosss! His fur is starting to peel off!!

Relena: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! DIE VERMINT DIE!!!!!

Kitty: Is it me? or do contestants seem to go crazy on our show?...

Audience Person: It's not you!!

Red: But wait! The cute cabbit is using the extra energy from the cattle prod to turn into a space ship!

Ryo-Ohki: MMIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!

Relena: This ISN'T ^BEEPEN^ fair!!!

Kitty: No one ever said it would be you ninkumpoop!

Red: Ryo-Ohki is now shooting at Rell with some glowy lazer things! Well, there goes her hair......

Relena: AHHHHHHH!!! MY BEAUTIFUL LOCKS OF SPUN GOLD!!

Kitty: *Makes gaging sounds* Get over yourself Relena!!! You're nothin but a bimbo!

Red: The hair seems to have blocked Ryo-Ohki's sight because he's starting to shoot at the ceiling!

Kitty: Watch it!!! I don't have insurance on this place ya know!

Ryo-Ohki: MMMMIIIIIIOOOOOOOO--*BOOM*

Kitty: *Gasp* A big chunk of the ceiling just fell on Ryo-Ohki! The paramedics are saying..........*Another gasp*.....that Ryo-Ohki didn't make it!!!!! WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Red: *Sob* Why Lord?! why?!!

Audience: *Starts to cry*

Relena: YESSSSSSS!!!!! I WON!!!!!!! I WON!!!!!!! *Does a dance*

Kitty: How dare you!!! *To stage crew* Unleash the rabid monkeys!!!

*A huge mass of rabid monkeys comes charging at Relena and she's buried underneath them all.*

Relena: ^BEEP^ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *dies*

Red: And *Sniff* that ends *Sob* today's episode of *Sniffles* Toonebrity Deathmatch......I hope you enjoyed it........*Breaks down crying.*

Kitty: *Sobs* And remember folks.....Good Fight! Good Night! WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!