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Episode 1: Tuxedo Mask vs Johnny Bravo
Kitty: Hello! I'm your host Kitty-chan! Welcome to the first episode of Toonebrity Deathmatch!!!!!! Where toons come to fight to the death! We will have a new guest host each episode! Today's guest host is none other than boxer boy himself!
Trunks: Glad to be here Kitty! So tell us, who are the victims, err..contestants today?
Kitty: Well Trunks, the first contestant is roseboy!
Tuxedo Mask (Tuxy): *Walks into the ring giving everyone the middle finger.*
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Trunks: Yes, yes, we hate him too. So, who's gonna fight against the caped wonder?
Kitty: It took me hours (like 1 minute) to try to come up with a good match. Therefore, I picked.....JOHNNY BRAVO!!!!!
Female Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Johnny: *Climbs into the ring but trips along the way.*
Tuxy: You want me to fight against that weakling?
Trunks: Yep.
Johnny: What are you gonna do about it fancy boy?
Tuxy: Grrrrr...........*Throws a rose at Johnny and it lands in his hair.*
Kitty: Ohh, oww.....by messing up Johnny's hair, cape boy just earned himself a life-long grudge!
Johnny: NO ONE TOUCHES THE HAIR!!!!!!! *Lunges at Tuxedo Mask but misses.*
Tuxy: *gulp* Uhhhh.....It was an accident?
Trunks: Ohh come on!! No one would be so stupid as to fall for that!!
Kitty: I wouldn't be so sure!
Johnny: Alright then. Do the monkey with me! *Johnny starts to dance and hits Tuxedo Mask in the face with his fist, since he's so clumsy and all.*
Trunks: Wow! What a move!
Kitty: It looks like Tuxy is getting mad! He's taking out his cane thingy and beating him where the sun don't shine!
Johnny: Come on man!! Have a heart!!
Tuxy: BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Trunks: Err...is that FOAM dripping down Tuxy's mouth?
Kitty: *blinks* Yes, I think Tuxy has gone mad.....
Trunks: Like he wasn't already?
Kitty: Good point.
Trunks: But it looks like Johnny is getting the upper hand! He's using the tons of gel in his hair as a shield! Now he's spraying hair spray in Tuxedo's eyes! That's got to hurt!
Tuxy: AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! My eyes!!
Audience: YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Johnny: HA HA! That'll teach you to mess with THE hair!
Trunks: It looks like Tuxy is taking a big breath of air....but....why?
Kitty: Oh my god...he wouldn't...
Trunks: He wouldn't what?
Kitty: He's using his most powerful attack!! His boring speech attack!!!
Tuxy: Love is like a rose, most beutiful when in bloom...
Trunks: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!
Johnny: MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!!!!
Kitty: I feel bad for Johnny.....
Trunks: I feel bad for us....
Kitty: Why?
Trunks: Because we had to listen to his little speech too!
Kitty: *sweat drops*........Hey, who's that coming into the ring?
Trunks: It looks like......Johnny's mom, Bunny?!
Bunny: Oh, Johnny dear......what's wrong?
Johnny: He's hurting me momma!!
Tuxy: *sweating* He started it!
Johnny: He's lying momma!
Bunny: Grr....How dare you hurt my baby!? *Starts to beat Tuxy into a bloody pulp with her slippers.*
Kitty: NOW I've seen everything!
Tuxy: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *dies*
Trunks: It looks like we have a winner! Congrads Bunny!
Bunny: I won? What did I win?!
Kitty: Err..Your life?
Bunny: *eyes glow red* You mean I just ruined my fave slippers for nothin?!?!?!
Trunks: Uhhh, yea......EEP!!!!!!!!!
^CENSORED^
*background noises*
Kitty: E-mail me and tell me if I should continue....AHH!!! Stop it Mrs. Bravo!! NO, ANYTHING BUT THAT!! SECURITY!!!
Bunny: YOU SHALL PAY FOR MY SLIPPERS!!!!!
Kitty: TTOOOOUSSAAANNNN!!!!!!!
The End....or is it?? MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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