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Toonebrity Deathmatch

Episode 1: Tuxedo Mask vs Johnny Bravo

Kitty: Hello! I'm your host Kitty-chan! Welcome to the first episode of Toonebrity Deathmatch!!!!!! Where toons come to fight to the death! We will have a new guest host each episode! Today's guest host is none other than boxer boy himself!

Trunks: Glad to be here Kitty! So tell us, who are the victims, err..contestants today?

Kitty: Well Trunks, the first contestant is roseboy!

Tuxedo Mask (Tuxy): *Walks into the ring giving everyone the middle finger.*

Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Trunks: Yes, yes, we hate him too. So, who's gonna fight against the caped wonder?

Kitty: It took me hours (like 1 minute) to try to come up with a good match. Therefore, I picked.....JOHNNY BRAVO!!!!!

Female Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Johnny: *Climbs into the ring but trips along the way.*

Tuxy: You want me to fight against that weakling?

Trunks: Yep.

Johnny: What are you gonna do about it fancy boy?

Tuxy: Grrrrr...........*Throws a rose at Johnny and it lands in his hair.*

Kitty: Ohh, oww.....by messing up Johnny's hair, cape boy just earned himself a life-long grudge!

Johnny: NO ONE TOUCHES THE HAIR!!!!!!! *Lunges at Tuxedo Mask but misses.*

Tuxy: *gulp* Uhhhh.....It was an accident?

Trunks: Ohh come on!! No one would be so stupid as to fall for that!!

Kitty: I wouldn't be so sure!

Johnny: Alright then. Do the monkey with me! *Johnny starts to dance and hits Tuxedo Mask in the face with his fist, since he's so clumsy and all.*

Trunks: Wow! What a move!

Kitty: It looks like Tuxy is getting mad! He's taking out his cane thingy and beating him where the sun don't shine!

Johnny: Come on man!! Have a heart!!

Tuxy: BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

Trunks: Err...is that FOAM dripping down Tuxy's mouth?

Kitty: *blinks* Yes, I think Tuxy has gone mad.....

Trunks: Like he wasn't already?

Kitty: Good point.

Trunks: But it looks like Johnny is getting the upper hand! He's using the tons of gel in his hair as a shield! Now he's spraying hair spray in Tuxedo's eyes! That's got to hurt!

Tuxy: AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! My eyes!!

Audience: YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Johnny: HA HA! That'll teach you to mess with THE hair!

Trunks: It looks like Tuxy is taking a big breath of air....but....why?

Kitty: Oh my god...he wouldn't...

Trunks: He wouldn't what?

Kitty: He's using his most powerful attack!! His boring speech attack!!!

Tuxy: Love is like a rose, most beutiful when in bloom...

Trunks: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!

Johnny: MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!!!!

Kitty: I feel bad for Johnny.....

Trunks: I feel bad for us....

Kitty: Why?

Trunks: Because we had to listen to his little speech too!

Kitty: *sweat drops*........Hey, who's that coming into the ring?

Trunks: It looks like......Johnny's mom, Bunny?!

Bunny: Oh, Johnny dear......what's wrong?

Johnny: He's hurting me momma!!

Tuxy: *sweating* He started it!

Johnny: He's lying momma!

Bunny: Grr....How dare you hurt my baby!? *Starts to beat Tuxy into a bloody pulp with her slippers.*

Kitty: NOW I've seen everything!

Tuxy: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *dies*

Trunks: It looks like we have a winner! Congrads Bunny!

Bunny: I won? What did I win?!

Kitty: Err..Your life?

Bunny: *eyes glow red* You mean I just ruined my fave slippers for nothin?!?!?!

Trunks: Uhhh, yea......EEP!!!!!!!!!

^CENSORED^

*background noises*

Kitty: E-mail me and tell me if I should continue....AHH!!! Stop it Mrs. Bravo!! NO, ANYTHING BUT THAT!! SECURITY!!!

Bunny: YOU SHALL PAY FOR MY SLIPPERS!!!!!

Kitty: TTOOOOUSSAAANNNN!!!!!!!

The End....or is it?? MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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