Goku: Alright Vegeta! Your serve! (Vegeta serves and the ball crashes into a window.) Guess I'm no good at ping-pong.
Vegeta: 129864-0, my favor! Man, I'm good because I'm the prince of all...

Buu: Want to play hearts?
Cell: I'm up for it!
Freeza: I shall beat you at this game and rule the plying card universe!
Buu: Yeah?
Cell: Uh huh...

Bulma: How do you keep that Goku in line?
Chi-Chi: I had always had trouble until my mother gave me...THIS! (Brandishes frying pan.)

Freeza: Alright, any 6s?
Buu: Go fish.
Cell: any nines?
Freeza: Dammit!
Cell: I WIN!
Buu: Good game!
Freeza: I'm no good at this game! Whaaaaaaaaaa! Whaaaaaaaa! I'm going to destroy your home planet for beating me!
(Buu and Cell look blankly at the weeping freeza)
Buu: Man! He has got to get a life!
Cell: You said it. Wanna play poker?

Gohan: Say Piccolo? Wanna try an M&M?
Piccolo: You know I only drink water.
Gohan: Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm! *popps M&Ms into his mouth*
(Picolo stares at Gohan)
Gohan: Mmmmm! Yummy!
Piccolo: Alright! Gimmie some!

Freeza: Whaaaaa! I lose everything! Whaahaaaaahaaaaa! Whaaaaaaa!
Cell: This guy's a loser. Let's go.
Buu: Yeah, see ya next week! You're pretty good at card games.
Cell: Yup. I always keep an ace up my *invisible* sleeve.

~THE NEXT DAY~

Buu: Hi Cell! Hi Freeza!
Freeza: I SHALL WIN THIS TIME!
Cell: Get a life.
Buu: Today I thought we'd play board games instead of cards.
Cell: Do you have any games we can play?
Buu: Connect four! (Takes out box)
Freeza: I WILL win this time!

Chi-Chi: So, how do you make sure Vegeta's power level doesn't rise too rapidly?
Bulma: I'll give you some of my original recipies...

Cell: Four in a row! I WIN!
Freeza: Whaaaaaaaa! I always lose!
Buu: Wow Cell! You're pretty good!
Cell: Let's play monopoly!
Freeza: I shall buy Boardwalk and win the game using it! Muh ha ha ha!
Buu: Yeah right...

Vegeta: 5808874367-0, my favor! Your serve Kakarot!
Goku: Here goes! (Ball makes a hole through the net) Oops!

Cell: Okay, lemmie see! Ooh! I have enough to buy boardwalk!
Buu: Roll the dice, it's your turn!
Cell: Oh! 2! One...two! Hey! I landed on boardwalk! Lemmie see! Okay! I've bought it now!
Freeza: Nooooooo! Alright! Let's play this game!
Buu: Sequence? I've never played that before...

Gohan: Piccolo? Wanna try a reeces peices?
Piccolo: NO! I ONLY DRINK WATER!
Gahan: (Pops one in his mouth) Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm! These are great! MMMMMMM!
Piccolo: I ALREADY TRIED YOUR M&MS!
Gahan: You sure you don't want one?
Piccolo: No, Gimmie!

Cell: I WIN!
Buu: Great game!
Freeza: Criminy! I always lose! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...!
Cell: Get a life!

Bulma: So, have you had any recent fights with Goku?
Chi-Chi: Yeah, but I won. I'm in frying pan heaven...

Buu: Hey! Let's play mouse trap!
Cell: I want the blue mouse!
Buu: Darn! No pink! Oh well, I'll have the red mouse.
Freeza: I'll take blue. WITH MY BLUE MOUSE I SHALL CONQUER THE MOUSE TRAP! MUH HA HA HA!
(Cell and Buu raise an eyebrow)

Goku: 93679356557598465834928754-0! Your favor! It's your serve now!
Vegeta: Oops! (The ball smashes into Goku so hard it knocks him out)

~For some really odd reason Gohan has aged 30 years, but nobody else had sensed any time passing~

Vegeta: ACK! I ping-ponged Kakarot to death! I have to run before Chi-Chi-
Chi-Chi: Hold it right there! Nobody ping-pongs my husband with out passing me first!
Vegeta: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Puar: Hey Yamacha! Look what I got in the mail!
Yamacha: An invitation to the "Voices Who Sound Like They Drank Heilium Club"?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!!!
Puar: *Facefaults and falls over anime style* No, I mean I got a postcard from Jamaca!!!!

Bulma: I wonder where Chi-Chi went? Oh, might as well phone the guys for a game of scrabble.

Phone: RING RING!
Cell: Buu, answer it.
Buu: NO! I'M NOT GOING TO ANSWER THE PHONE! I'M DOING SOMETHING!
Freeza: Alright! I'll answer it! Maybe it's from a telemarketer trying to sell me a pitiful race I can turn into slaves! *answers phone* Uh huh...Yeah, fine then...REALLY?...Okay, okay, I'll bring they guys over, but I WILL NOT come...noooo!...fine, but I'm only coming to watch, not to play...okay, bye!
Cell: Who was it? Who was it?
Buu: Tell us!
Freeza: Not until you stop stealing my expensive lipstick...

Vegeta: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Have mercy! Please have mercy! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Chi-Chi: You know, I'm starting to like this job...

Bulma: Alright! That's "Antidisistablishmentinterisem" Let's see. Whoa! That's alot of points I just got there!
Cell: My turn...hmmm...there! "Supercalifragilisticexpialidoshis"!
Buu: You've watched "Mary Poppins"?
Cell: So?
Freeza: Keep going, I'm getting bored watching.
Cell: Go bother Vegeta...

Vegeta: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Chi-Chi: AHA! COME SEE MY FRYING PAN OF DOOM! MUH HA HA HA!
Vegeta: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

Bra: Trunks, get up and start walking.
Trunks: Why? *gets up and falls down*
Bra: I learned how to tie some new knots, so I tried them out on your sneakers.
Trunks: Grrr...
Bra: Uh oh...

Vegeta: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chi-Chi: Muh ha ha! That'll teach you to play ping-pong with my husband!
Vegeta: Stop! Stop hitting me! OUCH! GAAHHHH! I am powerless against the frying pan of doom!
Chi-Chi: Muh ha ha ha ha! *-BONK-BONK-BONK-*
Freeza: Where's the party?
Chi-Chi: F-f-freeza? You're a-a-alive?
Freeza: No, but for you I'll make an exception.
Chi-Chi: Okay! Say, can you kinda step aside while I torture Vegeta?
Freeza: *smirks* Gladly...
Vegeta: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! -BONK BONK- STOOOOOOOP! -BONK-BONK-BONK-

Cell: "Windowsill"...and it's a compound word too...I WIN!
Bulma: Good Game!
Buu: Good game ol' pal
Cell: Don't call me that, it's disturbing. *shivers*
Bulma: Wanna play "Spit"?
Buu: I play winner!
Cell: O-K!

Gohan: Piccolo! Wanna try s'more candy?
Piccolo: NO!
Gohan: Well, actually, it's not mine, it's Pan's but she doesn't need to know that...
Piccolo: *Smirks* Okay, I'll have some...

Vegeta: STOP! -BONK- STOOOOOOOP!
Freeza: This is boring.
Chi-Chi: Then go away and bother...hmmm...who should you bother...

Tein: AHHHHHHHHH! I HAVE THREE EYES!!!!!
Chouzou: Tien?
Tien: Yeah?
Chouzou: You've always had three eyes...

King Kai: I LIVE WITH A MONKEY!!!!!!!

Vegeta: ACK! STOP IT! I-I-I-I'm S-s-s-orry that I ping-ponged Kakarot to death!!!!!! I didn't know I could do that!
Chi-Chi: You just- did I hear right? Did you...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Vegeta Said "I'm sorry!!!!!!"
Vegeta: ACK! I WAS JUST POLITE! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! ACK! HELP!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chi-Chi and Vegeta: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE WORLDS GOING TO END!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Goku: Uhhh...I just had one heck of a headache...
Chi-Chi: Goku! You're alive!
Vegeta: Yeah! Now maybe I'll survive the wrath of Kakarot's mate!
Chi-Chi: What did you just say?
Vegeta: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

Cell: What's all that yelling about?
Bulma: It's just the water heater...

Pan: DADDY! WHERE'S MY HALLOWEEN CANDY?
Gohan: Nowhere honey, go away now...
Piccolo: Yeah...nowhere...