Reporter (stands in front of a camera): Hi. We're here live to talk to the Briefs family who is no stranger to contaversy. (wink wink)

(The reporter knocks on the door. A few minutes later, Bra answers.)

(When Bra sees who is at the door she groans.)

Bra: Hi may I help you.

Reporter: Hi we were wondering if we could have a bit of your time?

Bra: Ummm...sure just be quick my friend Pan is coming over soon.

Reporter (voice gets louder with each word): When you say Pan, you mean Pan Satan Son, winner of the Tenkaichi Boudokai, at the amazing age of four, one of the phenonman's of this century, the daughter of Videl Satan and Gohan Son rumoured to be the Great Saiyateam, the grandaughter of Mayor Satan defender of the city and hero, and Goku Son who holds quite an impressive record at the Tenkaichi tournaments?

~Wow!! what an introduction!!~

Bra (looks bored at the introduction): Uh huh...

Reporter: Both of you are saiyans...right?

Bra: Yeah...me, Trunks, Gohan, and Goten are half-saiyan. Pan's a quarter-saiyan and dad, Goku, Brolly, Radditz, and Turlis are full saiyans.

(Bra looks around for Pan)

Reporter (looks enthusiasic): So how many of you are super saiyans?

(Cameraman practically rams the camera into Bra's face for the closeup)

Bra (takes a step backward and thinks a bit): Wellll...there's Goku, dad, niichan, and Goten. They are all super saiyans.

Reporter (looks disapointed): So girls can't go super saiyan then?

Bra (shrieks): WHAT...NO...I MEAN YES...I MEAN I DON'T KNOW...I DON'T FIGHT!!!

(Pan floats above them (about 20m above) and gets out her mobile to call Bra)

(Bra's mobile phone rings (duh))

(Bra gets out her phone and answers it)

Bra: Hi!

Pan: A bit busy aren't we?

Bra: Huh...what are you talking about, Pan?

Pan: Look up.

(Bra does so and easily spots Pan)

Bra: Ohhh...

(Bra turns back to the reporters)

Bra: That was Pan. I gotta go...ummm why don't you talk to Trunks...

(Bra pokes her head back inside)

Bra: NIICHAN...THERE'S SOMEONE HERE TO SEE YOU!!! (Leaps up into the air)

Reporter (to camerman): Well...we might have to edit that part out...unless you can get a shot of her up her skirt!

(Cameraman looks at him in disgust)

(Trunks arrives down the stairs and looks at the reporters)

Trunks: Ohh no...

(Trunks storms out to them)

Trunks: ...FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT A PAEDOPHELIA!!! PAN IS 18 AND QUITE CAPABLE OF MAKING HER OWN DESICIONS!!!

Reporter (seems a bit embarassed): Umm...well...yes...we're not here to talk about th-

Trunks (interupting the reporter): THEN WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU HERE FOR...TO ASK WHEN WE'LL TAKE OVER THE EARTH...OR MAYBE IT'S TO ASK IF I'M A CLONE (reference to Mirai-Trunks here)...OR ARE YOU THE GUYS THAT WANT TO KNOW IF-

Reporter (cutting him off): No no...nothing like that-

Trunks (fuming): Then what the f**k do you want to know?

(Trunks suddenly goes super saiyan and his aura blazes)

Reporter: Ahh...we want to know if all of your hair goes gold when you go super saiyan? I don't suppose you could check now, since you're a super saiyan, and give our viewers a peep?

(This reporter obiviously is quite insensitve to Trunks' feelings)

Trunks: WHAT?!?

(Fortunatly for them Trunks does not believe in killing (cough cough) 'innocent' people, as he snarls at the reporters retreats back into the house and slams the door so hard it falls off the hinges)

(Bulma has heard Trunks slam the door, however, was unable to catch any part of the conversation as she walks out to inspect the damage and bumps straight into the cameraman)

Bulma: Oops...

(When she notices that the two men are here for an interview she rolls her eyes)

Bulma (eyes them coldly): What do you want?

Reporter (brightly): We want to talk to you about your husband, Mrs. Br-

Bulma (shouts): OH NO YOU DON'T...THAT SUBJECT IS OFF LIMITS!!!

~obviously has heard the rumours concerning her husband~

(Bulma goes to slam the door but realizes that it's broken and yells at the reporter and his camermaman some more ~you can see where Trunks got his temper from~)

Bulma: GET OF MY PROPERTY BEFORE I GET SECURITY TO ESCORT YOU OFF!!!

(The two of them hurry off the premises)

Camerman: Now what do we do?

Reporter: Weelllll...we haven't intervieved any of the Son's yet!

(The two head off to the Son's place but before they can take another step they spot Goku riding on Kintoen)

Cameraman and Reporter (shouting): HEY MR. SON!! CAN WE TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?

Goku (stears Kintoen to fly towards the men): Hi!

(Goku gives them a big smile)

Reporter: Hi!!

(The reporter get's straight down to the point afraid that Goku will convinentally run off and stop the interview before he can get his information.)

Reporter: We're here to ask you if all of your hair turns gold when you go super saiyan?

(Goku just looks at them)

Reporter: Well...does it?

Goku (scratching his head): Well I really don't know...I guess I never really checked...

Reporter: Could you check now?

(Cameraman gets a bit closer to Goku)

(Vegeta suddenly appears behind the two cameraman)

Vegeta: Kakkarot...what are you doing, talking to these fools!!?

(Vegeta then mentally slaps his forehead as he realises that it would be natural for Goku to talk to people on the same 'level' as him)

Reporter (slightly miffed at being called a fool): We wanted to ask if all hair on a saiyan turns gold when they go super saiyan!

Vegeta (vein pops out on forehead): What?!?

(Vegeta turns to Goku.)

Vegeta: ...AND YOU WERE GOING TO TELL THEM?

Goku: Actually...I was going to check and show them!!

(Vegeta's eyes nearly pop out of his head)

Vegeta: You fool!!

(Vegeta silently wonders what would happen if Chichi and Gohan found out that Goku had gone super saiyan, and strutted around nude on tv, then decides that since he was already caught on camera, if Bulma finds out that, well let's just say that he'll be sleeping in the gravity room for a while and won't have any access to some of his 'pleasures'.)

(Goku in the meantime has removed his shirt and boots)

Vegeta: KAKKAROT...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Goku: I'm going to show them if all of a saiyan's hair turns gold when a saiyan goes super saiyan.

(Vegeta groans and realizes that if Goku struts around naked in front of him he's going to have nightmares for the rest of his life and whenever he 'makes out' with Bulma he's going to keep seeing Goku, and this is enough to make the big, bad saiyan shrudder!)

Vegeta (menicingly): Kakkarot are you coming to the gravity room? (Vegeta leaves for the gravity room)

Goku: Okay then...

Reporter: Wait...Mr. Son we still need to finish that interview.

Goku: Uummm...I gotta spar with Vegeta now.

(Goku flies off toward the gravity room)

Cameraman: So...how many saiyans left can we interview?

Reporter: There's Mr. Son's two sons Gohan and Goten. Gohan is supposedly out of the country at the moment on a business trip and Goten should...

(The reporter checks his watch)

Reporter: ...be eating now.

Cameraman: Maybe we should wrap it up for the day...I hear that anyone with saiyan blood can eat enough to feed an entire country and that's just for breakfast!!

Reporter: No way...if I clinch this I could get a million tv stations fighting for me to do their shows, win best reporter of the year, I'll be the most talked about reporter for months!!

(The reporter waves his hands in the air to help him make his point)

Reporter (dejected): Besides...my contract runs out in the next two months.

Cameraman: So do we wait around for Goten then?

Reporter (changing the subject): Why can't these idiots think of any decent names? Goku...Gohan...Goten what the hell are they GO...ING on about? And what kind of parents name their kids Trunks and Bra...jeez...they're just as bad as that Brolly, Turlis and Radditz lot!! And that Vegeta guy...what is he...the prince of...vegetables!!

Cameraman: Why don't we interview Radditz, Brolly and Turlis then?

Reporter: That's not such a good idea...besides it's immpossible to find those guys not to mention that only Brolly is the only super saiyan among them and the last I heard he was frozen...literally, besides I hear that all of those saiyans have a lot of attitude problems!!

(Cameraman raises his eyebrows but doesn't comment)

Cameraman: So we just go to the Son's place and wait around for Goten then?

Reporter: Well...we could interview Chichi while we're there...

Cameraman: Sounds good...let's get going then!!

Reporter: There's just one problem...

Cameraman: The Sons live out in the middle of nowhere...it would take days, not to mention weeks, to find that place.

Cameraman: You've got to be joking...what kind of hermits are those saiyans?

Reporters: How do I know I just interview these them!!

Cameraman: Well do you want to wait around for Goku or just go back to the station??

Reporter (eyes him coldly): We wait...

Cameraman: Fine...But I'm taking a break for lunch then.

Reporter: Fine...

(The Cameraman takes out his lunch and a few minutes later the reporter joins him.)

(Not to far away Goku eagerly sniffs the air.)

Vegeta: Karkarot...you're not hungry are you? I thought I told you to eat before you came!!

Goku: Awww...come on Vegeta...I gotta eat!!

(Vegeta groaned...'couldn't that fool think of anything other than food')

Vegeta: Fine...we'll take a break and then when we come back I will teach you what happens when you keep a saiyan prince waiting!!

(Vegeta smirks cruelly.)

(Goku raced out of the gravity room and toward the reporters who are now enjoying their lunch.)

Reporter: Well look who's back!!

(The reporter does not seem surprised to see Goku)

Goku: Can I please have some?

(Goku begs the cameraman and you can see drool coming out of Goku's mouth.)

Reporter: Wait a minute...there's something we'd like you to do for us...

Goku: Oh yeah...

(Goku quickly takes off his clothes and struts around nude in front of the cameras)

Reporter and Cameraman: Holy s**t!!

(Seems that the reporter and his cameraman can't stop looking at a certain region of Goku's anatomy)

(Goku goes super saiyan)

(Apparently ALL of the hairs except the tail ones on a saiyan change color when a saiyan goes super saiyan)

A few minutes later...

Reporter: This is U. B. Next talking to live for Contraversey Tonight.

(The cameraman puts the camera down)

Reporter: That was fun...maybe next time I'll interview the saiyans to see if all male saiyans have larger than human-

Cameraman: You do that...but leave me out of it...

Later that night...

(Bra was watching one of her favorite tv shows when Trunks came in.)

Trunks: Bra...what the hell are you doing watching these stupid gossip shows??

Bra: Niichan...this one's really good...this is the one with us on it...

(On the tv screen you can see Goku showing off his birthday suit in super saiyan form)

Bra and Trunks: AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Bra (screaming): GET THAT THING AWAY FROM MEEEEE!!!!

(Bra's wild eyes look frantically around for the remote)

(Vegeta, afraid that Bra and Trunks might be hurt rushes in...in super saiyan form...unfortunatly for him this causes Bra to scream even more)

Bra (afraid that the next person she sees nude is going to be her father): NNNNOOOOO!!!

(Trunks quickly shoots a ki blast at the tv.)

(Bulma runs in as bits of the broken tv float gently down to Earth.)

Vegeta: What the hell did you do that for Trunks?

Bulma: Young man you better have a good explaination for that!!

Bra: Goku...saiyan...super...gold...big...

(It seems that Bra is still having a problem with seeing Goku nude on tv)

(Trunks quickly regained his composure)

Trunks: Bra and me...saw Goku nude on tv!!

(Vegeta groaned as Bulma rolled her eyes.)

Bulma: Everybody's seen Goku nude.

Vegeta: WHAT?!?

Bulma (grins misheviously): Nothing...

Vegeta (meanicingly): Woman...

Trunks and Bra: Kaasan!?!

(Both Trunks and Bra are horrified by what they have just heard. As for Vegeta, the vein he has on his forehead is popping out!)

Bulma (waves her hands): It's nothing...Goku just doesn't have a problem with nudity that's all!!

Vegeta: What do you mean by that??

(Vegeta is not at all happy by the fact that his children's eyes have been tainted by seeing his former enemy nude and by the fact that his mate has indicated that she too has seen him nude)

Trunks: I don't wanna hear this!!

(Trunks is bolting out of the room as he says this...)

Bra: Me neither!!

(Bra follows her brother who is now in the process of calling someone...)

*Meanwhile...*

Vegeta: Don't tell me you sleep with that third class idiot!!

Bulma (crossly): Of course not!!

Vegeta: Then how come you've seen him nude??

Bulma: I don't believe this...

(Bulma lets out a huff.)

Bulma: Goku went ape, literally, during a tournament!! That's all!! You know what happens to those kind of clothes when you go ape!!

(Vegeta gives Bulma that infamous evil grin of his and walks toward her and lifts her up and puts her over her shoulder as her little fists pound his back.)

Bulma: Put me down you horny, old man!!

Vegeta: There wouldn't be any fun if I did that now would there??

*Meanwhile*

Trunks: Goten turn on the tv!!

Goten: I'm already watching the tv, baka!!

Trunks: Change the channel to #57!!

(Goten does so by flipping the remote which causes Videl, Gohan (who just got home), Pan, and Chichi to look at him crossly (apparently they were watching a home cooking channel before Goten changed it.)

Goten, Videl, Chichi, Gohan and Pan: AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

The End