AN: Do you people know how hard it is to get a part-time job? x_x This is insane. No place has any openings, and I sure as hell am 'not' going to work in a fast food place. Although, I just might have to, if things don't improve. e_e How else can I buy the anime merchandise? -weep-

Disclaimer: Don't own DBZ, but Shinii, the kindergarten, the Scary Ladies (TM), etc. are mine. o.x No taking any of them without asking first, although I doubt you would even want to...

PS. ^^;; Anyone have any DBZ fics they would like to see written? My muse has left me, and I'm out of ideas...

PPS. The movie 'Ravenous' is messed up. The cheery music during the violent cannibalistic killing scene doesn’t help matters either. And...why did the hot blonde soldier dude have to die!? ;-; THEN BE EATEN!? BY THE GOOD GUY?! -weep- He was so pretty...and nice (well, sorta...o.x)...and he tried to kill the bad dude...-sniffle- Such nice blue/silver eyes...and his muscular chest...;-; Is there no justice!?.....-pauses-...he was just stunned…yes...just stunned. Just like all the Elves in Helms Deep. Only...the Elves were sleeping, not stunned....'cause Elves sleep with their eyes open and all that...T---T HALDIR LIVES!

PPPS. ~*~*~*~IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ!!!~*~*~*~*~ I rewrote the first 8 chapters, 'cause they were crappy. Go read 'em. x-x

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Twenty minutes after Vegita's fight with the freezing water from Hell, he was sitting on the big, comfy couch in the living room sipping icy lemonade and watching some creepy show about a fat purple dinosaur.

The term 'creepy' is being used lightly.

Horrifying beyond belief and suicide-inducing would be more like it.

And Vegita still didn't understand why the dinosaur didn't just eat the annoying singing children in the first place. It 'was' a carnivore, after all. Or, at least, he was assuming it was.

His eyebrow rose at a 90 degree angle as the spotted thing began to sing some strange song.

"What? What do you mean by 'I love you, you love me'?" he demanded, glaring at the screen, "I never told you that I loved you! Lies! All lies!"

The concept of a TV was still new to him, and every now and then he forgot that the beings in it couldn’t hear him. There were no TV's on Vegita-sei, alright? Leave the poor deranged child alone.

Why was he relaxing anyway, you ask, since the room is yet to be finished painting?

Well, Shinii felt kind of bad after seeing the nearly blue Chibi shivering like mad, so she smiled and said that she and Raditsu would finish the job themselves. Wasn't that nice of her?

It would be, if she didn't have other motives.

Yea, you thought Shinii was all innocent, didn't you? Ha! How wrong you were! The truth was that she found the older Saiya-jin amazingly attractive, and, frankly, she hadn't gotten laid in ages, (or three years, whatever) so she was just a big ball of pent up, horny energy.

Bet you didn't see 'that' coming.

Neither did Raditsu, until she practically threw herself at him.

Off course, if you are making sweet monkey love, and there's a child in the house, the Powers That Be demand that a certain scenario take place.

It just so happened that Vegita finished his glass of lemonade, but didn't know where more was kept. Therefore, he went to ask the woman.

He marched toward his room and threw open the door, "Woman, where do you keep the-" his eyes widened, "-...Lemons?" (Lemons indeed...XD)

Amidst much scrambling for clothes, confusion (on Vegita's part), and embarrassed laughter, the two adults managed to somewhat cover themselves.

"Vegita-chan! We can explain!" Shinii stuttered, blushing from head to toe and wishing that the large shirt would hide more of her thighs.

"My Prince, no offence, but GET OUT!" Raditsu screamed, throwing an empty can of paint at the poor Ouji who was now even more confused.

Blinking, he backed away backwards slowly, hands raised in front of him, "Ok..." he closed the door shut with his foot and, still going backward, walked over the living room and continued watching TV as if nothing had happened.

Old people were weird.

And why the freak were they naked? It's not like it was hot inside, thanks to the machine called Air Conditioning.

For 15 minutes, he sat on the couch, wondering about what he had just witnessed.

Meanwhile, in Vegita's old room, Shinii and Raditsu were arguing with each other about who would be 'the one' to go talk to the small child. Raditsu was firmly against having to explain everything, and while Shinii herself didn't want to do it, she was afraid that Raditsu would mess it up and scar Vegita for life.

That is, if he wasn't already scarred.

So, with a sigh, she relented.

"Alright, alright, calm now. I'll give him The Talk." she blinked, "Although, usually...kids are supposed to get it a bit later in life."

" 'The Talk' ?" Raditsu asked, eyebrow raised.

Shinii's jaw dropped a few centimeters, "You've never gotten 'The Talk'? Then...how...?"

Raditsu shrugged, "Ah, where I'm from, you're just...expected to know it."

"Uh huh. Well, then I really 'should' be the one to talk to him. I'll be right back." Shinii said, making her way to the living room with a wince.

Boy, talk about pressure.

Mess 'this' up and you'll ruin the Chibi's whole love life.

With a final, desperate sigh, Shinii walked over to the couch and sat down next to Vegita, smiling hesitantly.

"Hey there, sweetheart. Um, I...uh....wanted to talk to you about what happened..."

Vegita turned to look at her nonchalantly, "Yes, I have questions."

Shinii giggled nervously, "What kind of questions, Vegita-chan?"

"One: What were you doing? Two: Why were you naked. Three: What was with the moaning?"

Shinii choked, eyes wide, "T-those are all very good questions, a-and I'll do my best to a-answer them..."

Vegita's eyebrow rose, "Well?"

"Uh, we, meaning Raditsu and I...were...making love?"

"What? What does that mean, 'making love'? How do you 'make' love?"

"Vegita-chan, " Shinii stuttered, "When two people really like each other, um, love each other, even, they then...uh....that is to say, to show their affection...they...."

"You don't know, do you?" Vegita asked.

Shinii sweatdropped, "No, no, I know what we were doing, it's just...hard to explain."

"It's alright, onna. You don't have to lie. I understand if you don't have any knowledge of this act of...making 'love', as you said." Vegita said, lip twitching into a smirk.

Shinii froze, unsure of what to do.

Finally, after a few seconds. she stood up, grabbed Vegita around the waist, and ran over to his room. Ignoring his protests, she stalked inside, deposited Vegita in front of Raditsu, and headed for the door again.

Before she closed the door, she stuck her head in and smiled cheerfully, "Raditsu-chan, could you please explain everything to Vegita? I wasn't really able to put things in the right words… understand, right?"

With that said, she slammed the door and went to wait in the living room, quickly changing the channel from Barney to a more grow up show, like The Powerpuff Girls.

"Bubbles is my favorite." she said happily, relaxing.

Meanwhile, back in the room, Vegita was once again, confused.

And Raditsu...well, he was freaking out.

"So, Vegita-ouji, what do you want to know?"

"What were you two doing in here, naked and moaning?" Vegita answered through gritted teeth. It annoyed him to no end, having to ask the same question twice now.

Were these two so stupid as not to even know what they themselves were up to, laying there on the floor?

What 'was' the world coming to.

Raditsu, hoping that King Vegita wouldn't kill him for this, had accepted his faith.

He sighed, "Now, what I am about to tell you must never be repeated to your father."

"Alright..."

"Well, Vegita, when two people think the other is hot-looking-....."

Half an hour later, Vegita exited the room, dazed and disoriented. He walked into the living room, took one look at Shinii, made a face, and walked out into the back yard to sit under a random tree.

Shinii blinked.

Alarmed, she quickly went over to Raditsu, "What did you say to him!?"

"Uh, the truth?" Raditsu said, grinning sheepishly.

"That shouldn't make him act like this. What else did you do?" Shinii asked, hands on her hips.

"I told him the truth is great detail?"

Shinii facefaulted.

"Raditsu-chan...I think you should read some child-rearing books."

The Saiya-jin scrunched up his face, "What? Why would I do that?"

"Because, dear. You have no clue how to raise children."

Shaking her head, Shinii quickly made her way to the back yard, looking around for Vegita. When she spotted him beside a Sakura tree, she quietly walked over to him and sat beside him on the grass.

"Vegita-chan, are you ok?" she asked, concerned for his mental state.

The Chibi's eyes narrowed, "Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"Ah, what?" she asked, startled.

Vegita twitched, "If you told me before that you two would be doing this, then I would have saved myself from seeing the disgusting scene."

Shinii sweatdropped, "So, you're...alright, with all of this? Not scarred?"

"Scarred? Woman, what are you talking about?" Vegita demanded, frowning.

"Nothing, hunny, nothing. Just...forget I ever said anything." Shinii said, standing up slowly, "Now, come back into the house. We can watch a movie. Or...something."

After Vegita got up, she took his hand and led him back into the living room. She opened the cabinet door and rummaged through her collection of DVD's.

"Lets watch Robin Hood: Men in Tight. It's a funny movie, and, " Shinii giggled, "The Sheriff is kind of cute."

"Onna, you scare me."

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AN: o.o I tried to make this chapter a bit longer in order to apologize for taking so long with it. Oh, and just incase you didn't read the Author's note, up yonder, I rewrote the first 8 chapters of this fic. Stuff has been changed, added, and overall rewritten. ^^ Go read it. And, as always, Review! ;-; PS, If it's not too much trouble, can you please Review my 'Having a Cold Isn't Always a Bad Thing' yaoi, Gundam Wing, 1x2 fic? x_x I feel so unloved.

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